George Clooney Dating Paris Hilton?

Paris looking under rocks for her new BFF.

Is George Clooney dating Paris Hilton?
Is this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
Was he struck on the head at some point?

As bizarre as this may sound, rumors are flying around about the two of them.
http://www.thecelebritycafe.com/features/23343.html

And if youre a Clooney fan and you just wanna get your blood going, read this about what Paris' new BFF Brittany Flickinger said about Clooney....
"Actually, I was there with George Clooney. He's just, you know, not my type. He doesn't keep up with my wit, so I let Paris walk out with him instead."
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/01/09/brittany_flickinger_on_paris_hilton_george_clooney_rumors.php

I don't use bad language on my blogs, so I can't really even begin to describe what I feel over that comment.
"He doesn't keep up with my wit"?
Just who is this Brittany Flickinger?
She's done what?
George Clooney cant keep up with her wit?
This is the same George Clooney that's an actor, director, producer and screenwriter right ?
The man that made Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in the World?
He can't keep up with a girl whose main claim to fame is winning a reality television show?
She doesn't even have a Wikipedia page! (LOL)

My only consolation is that Paris is filming "Paris Hilton's My New BBF (British Best Friend)"
So Beth, your time is about up.